Once upon a time a baby was born - as opposed to manifesting on their own from sheer force of will as many other earthspawn do - and liked to play in the dirt. For some reason, had more than one defining characteristic and also enjoyed reading, writing, movies, video games, drawing, painting, embroidering, knitting, crocheting, sewing, and gardening.
Who the hell told this reprobate that they could could go out and like so many things? Certainly not her wallet.
One day I want to change the face of agriculture, live in a castle in Scotland, and have my own farm and restaurant.
I also write fanfic for too many things: MASTERLIST
CLASS (1): Scientist
SUB-CLASS: Geologist
MODIFIER: Tome - The Dirt Doctor
CLASS (2): Writer
MODIFIERS: Fanfic/Original
ALIGNMENT: Neutral Good/True Neutral
ITEMS:
Rock pick +2 piercing; Sledgehammer
+5 bludgeoning;
Leather boots +4 to AC; Pomegranate necklace +6 to arcana; Overstuffed pencil case +3 to preparedness, +5 to organization, +7 to "nerrrrrrd"
Controversial opinion but can we all agree that Debbie becoming a homicidal maniac because her parents bought her Malibu Barbie instead of Ballerina Barbie was almost justifiable
Look at that sculpt. Those painted details. The dress. Her crown. Tell me that ain’t art in comparison to Malibu
This post of truth was written by Morticia Addams, who is still a bit disappointed that Debbie didn’t just turn to her and join forces.
HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! Wasnt there a post like that? Like someone liveblogged being attacked and they just played possum because they felt awkward?? Or maybe they pretended to drown in someone’s pool just to be a dick and didn’t know when to stop until they were hidden in a closet. Or something
like, imagine your uncle goes missing after his birthday party, and his old stoner friend from out of town tells you the souvenir he brought back from a vegas trip 80 years ago is actually satan’s mood ring and now zombie assassins are coming to burn down your town unless you and your lawn guy meet up with medieval hozier in a dark gastropub…
